As it's Star Wars Day, I thought I might lighten it up a bit with a little humour.
The Goblin King (as you may have gathered) regularly sends e-mails that make absolutely no sense. His command of the english language (even though it's his mother tongue) is likely limited by an undiagnosed learning disability. Most of the time, I can get the general gist of what he's trying to say. One day about two years ago however, the e-mail made no sense at all. What's more, as I read it, it felt to me as though it had been written by Master Yoda's dumb brother.