Goblin Kingisms

Sorry guys - I don't have a ton of time to write today but I thought I'd bring you a few Goblin Kingisms from this week's e-mails (you'll recall my previous posts on his issues with acyrologia):

"I feel that you may have underling (sic) issues."

"When I stated a fix plan, this was to lessen the sabre rattling."

"I do have concerns of my comment statement, but I will put that on the back burner for the time being."

Vacation Planning with the Goblin King

I had a completely different blog planned for today - but I had to share the latest from the Goblin King in today's exchange e-mail.

For those of you out of the loop, as the Goblin King cannot communicate effectively verbally, all of our communication about our young children is done by e-mail.  

Acyrologia - A New Diagnosis for My Ex

I've written in past blog spots about the myriad of issues my ex-husband has been diagnosed with, and the others that he likely suffers from even though he hasn't been diagnosed.

Until today, I haven't mentioned the one that irritates me the most.

You'd think it would be the frequent hand washing due to his issues with germaphobia (and OCD).  Or maybe his inability to tell right from wrong (resulting from his narcissistic tendencies) and his frequent issues with truth telling.