Sunday, 2 August 2015

Crawl-A-Thon Doping Controversy

I'm trying to expand my writing - today MockMom has hosted my first satire piece - pop over and have a look!

When babies scoot and don't use the typical "bear crawl" they're clearly using performance enhancement.
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Thursday, 30 July 2015

The Diaper Continuum - From Clean to Why Did I Reproduce?

I'm excited to be over at Sammiches and Psych Meds with my piece "The Diaper Continuum" - click the link and have a look!!


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Monday, 27 July 2015

The Grandmother Diaries: I Opened the Box

I finally jumped into Pandora’s box.  I pulled out a handful of Gran’s journals today.  I’m starting with 1987 – as it seems to be the earliest I found.   Just the first page brings back memories.  It's yellow, curled a little and smells faintly of cigarettes.  She lists the times of her favorite  TV shows – Jack Benny, Hollywood Squares, Barney Miller, Lucy.  I remember watching them with her, she on her green fuzzy swivel chair with the table and lamp beside it.  A half chewed pencil, a crossword book and an overfilled ashtray.  I sat on the brown shag carpet, watching with her and sniggering as she shouted her version of explosives at the screen during the game shows. (Her version because she was a lady. And ladies don't use bad language.)

She would have been retired for a few years by this point - spending her days doing crosswords, having lunch with her lady friends, watching TV and going bowling with the league.  We spent a bit of time with her - we were older by this point and likely able to spend time on our own at home, but for the longer periods Gran's was where we went.

Thursday, 23 July 2015

Guest Post: Update - I Still Hate My Job

If you're a regular reader, you've probably been wondering what happened to my anonymous blogging friend who was having job issues.  Thanks to you all for being supportive.  She's provided an update today.


I Still Hate My Job
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